The Most Stupid Race of All
Revelation of a Conspiracy
Although the title of this article is not politically correct, the readers are advised not to fly off the handle just yet because I'm not referring to any of the color-coded races known to us. It's not about white, black, brown, yellow, red, or stripe. So far there is no scientific evidence to prove any of these "races" being more stupid than the others.
Yet I have a solid an undeniable intelligence confirming that all human races are equally stupid! Therefore, if you are a member of human race of any color, this is the time and opportunity for you to officially get offended by this racial slur.
However, before presenting the case against humanity and to alleviate the hostility of the readers toward this writer, it is imperative to clarify a few points.
My fellow human beings, I am one of you, a member of the human race and I have my valid driver's license and a passport for verification purposes. So, rest assured that I am not an irresponsible crocodile on the brink of extinction, a pissed off rhino or some other begrudged endangered species that goes around and spreads racially motivated slurs against humanity out of spite.
Therefore, although the facts presented here may be examined for accuracy, my motive and intention must not be questioned. I don’t take any pleasure of being a part of this expose either. But truth is that under a very unusual circumstance, I’ve acquired a highly classified document that was circulating among sub-humans regarding human race. Unlike most lucky people who find a bag full of cash on the street, I happened to come across this article. Due to the significance of this unique discovery and the immense impact it has on the future of our race, I was compelled to publish its findings by taking risk associated with disclosing such consequential plot. Undoubtedly authors of this document will try to silence my voice and stop me from revealing their secrete plot.
The document starts with a detailed analysis conducted by the “Center for Strategic Studies for the Survival of Sub-humans”. According to their study of human behavior as compared to a wide range of non-humans (beasts, elves, ghouls etc.) human race was confirmed to be the most stupid race of all. The accuracy of their study and the impeccable historical references presented in this document is astonishing.
This study concludes that our stupidity is directly proportional to our technological advancements and social developments. They are convinced that as we became civilized, we became more segregated and our differences became more antagonizing. They argue that the root cause of this inexplicable phenomenon that exists only in human race must be our "intelligence" which they always refer to as human stupidity.
Sub-humans came to conclusion that the animosity among human beings is the pinnacle of our stupidity, which will end in self-annihilation of humans as a race and as a result in destruction of planet earth. This is how we were portrayed in this report. This is how the
human race is viewed from outside.
The document articulates that humans are the only species on this planet that have an idiotic knack to create unjustifiable divisions among themselves based on color, ethnicity, nationality, gender, ideology and religion. The report reads:
“We have never seen white jackasses enslave black ones because of their skin color. We know sometimes they throw a few kicks at each other over a coquettish mule which is a boorish yet reasonable behavior for male gender but such inhumane behavior over skin color is unheard of.
We have never seen thousands of Asian monkeys savagely attack their fellow Amazon relatives across the globe simply because of their ethnicities.
We have never experienced land disputes and religious conflicts among beasts. These are unique characteristics of human race. Humans must be so outrageously stupid.”
The document also reveals another troubling historical trend among humans. It claims that only human beings are capable of choosing stupid leaders for themselves. The photocopy of the IQ tests results taken by the most world leaders was presented in the file for further review and examination. The chart clearly showed some world leaders are even more stupid than their own followers! This is incomprehensible to sub-human species.
The report continues:
“These dumb-ass humans choose dumber leaders and blindly follow their leads and commit the most heinous crimes against each other with no remorse in the name of humanity. What kind of logic is that?
Human beings never learn from their own experiences although they have much more recorded history in books in their libraries and in their newspaper archives. They can readily search genocides and world war atrocities and carnage on google for crying out loud. The human history is inundated with crooked leaders who callously turned simple differences among humans into hostile disputes to start wars. Why don’t these idiots learn from their own history?
Due to the dark and gloomy outcome of human evolution, and the trajectory of this disturbing trend; we beasts are convinced that evolution is not a viable path for us. We have issued a warning to all wild animal species in the world including worms and maggots and urge them to stop their evolution projects until further notice.
In the light of recent discoveries, we firmly believe the human race is a clear and present danger to our existence. These jack-asses are not worthy of this beautiful globe and must be exterminated before they destroy the entire planet."
At the bottom of the same page, in an explanatory footnote they formally apologized to all honorable jack-asses for this improper reference.
To accomplish this task, sub-humans are carrying out a sophisticated plot to get rid of human race. The chimpanzees are suspected leaders of this anti-human crusade. They must be the masterminds behind this elaborate scheme. They know we are on the road to perdition. No wonder they always mock us by showing their ugly teeth and mooning us! This mooning gesture symbolizes their defiance to human race. They are inviting us to kiss their ass.
But the conspiracy to eliminate the human race is more sophisticated than what we may imagine as they work on different levels. According to the recommendations presented in this document, sub-humans have penetrated into our civilized societies. They have insiders among us disguised as human beings and operating as high ranking politicians and religious leaders who have legal and moral authorities over us to expedite the annihilation of the human race.
Therefore, presidents of our countries and our religious leaders who we blindly follow may look and act like stupid humans but they are in fact infiltrators, intelligent undercover chimpanzees relentlessly executing their evil mission. They are systematically antagonizing our differences to expedite our self-destruction.
These undercover agents have successfully utilized the weapons of mass sedation to tranquilize us, to make us as indifferent as possible to our destiny on earth. They have inoculated human race against empathy for one another and feeling the pain and suffering of our fellow human beings.
This is an apocalyptic scenario orchestrated against human race. To preserve our human dignity and our livelihood on this planet we must act now before it’s too late.